This Is Neptune. Nothing Happens Accidentally.

Wearing sketchers shape-ups is a great way to tone your body while losing friends.

jankyass:

beauty sleep is actually just a lie we invented to keep the ugly people asleep and away from us longer

novocainelipstick:

Film poster for Robert Wiene’s Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari (1920)

katara:

why do porn stars make those faces like it hurts so bad

i know thats like th 1500th dick you’ve taken stop frotnin’ 

jewche:

you might be tumblr famous but im redtube famous